About 1 year ago, I experienced something called Alabama Hot. It was hot. Not just a little bit hot, but REALLY hot. I saw a person actually burst into flames. I saw a lake boiling. I saw a lizard looking for shade. Alabama hot is the kind of hot that is chewy. Alabama hot is the kind of hot that makes you turn the oven on with the door open to get some relief.
I think that Wisconsin has been moved south. Close to Alabama. It is hot here. Damn hot. Not quite Alabama hot, but Alabama must be near by.